Today in science we went outside for our field stream study. Let me tell you, that's some fun. It's so much better than enduring relentless lectures all day long. And plus, I like science, and especially biology. It's my type of thing. So the field stream study's like a field day for me. We got assigned groups, and I got put with Steven, Catherine, Noah and Marisela. Each person has their own very interesting character. Steven flirts with me all the time. I love it...because it's really, really harmless flirting. Nothing nasty involved, and no strings attached. We just act like middle school kids and beat each other up. It's fun. And then Noah is a guy who, to say the least, is very spirited. He is always goofing off and doing whatever the teachers would prefer him not to. Marisela was someone I went to middle school with, and who loves the same kind of music as me: Third Eye Blind is one of her obsessions. We have a lot in common. And Catherine...oh, let me tell you. She is one of the most interesting people I've ever met. Fill in your own special definition of interesting there. She grew up with a hardcore Christian family, and now she's into witchcraft and stuff. I have nothing against her religion, but she talks about it a lot, and it's like...ahhH! Don't put any spells on me! And then she's just...so individual, I guess. Well, kind of. She loves to run against the wind. She has this obsession with doing whatever people don't want her to do. But today, she was talking about this thing with Steven, and Steven was like "Yeah, you want to see your boyfriend and Mike go *uck." AHhhhH! I totally freaked. What on Earth were they talking about? I really didn't need to know. "Steven, please... that's just gross," I said. I didn't need to hear this. "It's just a joke."
All right, some joke that is.
Then, Catherine decided to tell me what was going on. "I'm doing this gay/lesbian research porno thing in my spare time. I kept looking for lesbian pics, and Mike M. found some for me."
I smiled and nodded. EW! What was this? Why was I listening to this? "Um, do you know lesbians or something?"
She nodded. "I'm bi, so I've met plenty."
Ahhhhh! "Oh, I see. That's cool."
I have nothing wrong with people with a different sexual preference than me. But this was just too much info for me. I mean, seriously. Ahhhh! And Mike M...here's a little history on Mike M. He has a crush on me, follows me around everywhere, and annoys the heck out of me. Great. This guy who follows me around surfs pornography in his spare time. Yuck.
Then, Mike came over, and smiled. "Did you tell Jess about your little quest, Catherine?"
"Yep."
"So, Jess, would you like that site?"
I shook my head violently. "I can't believe you." Then, I walked away. What made him think he had the right to try and get me involved in this?! I don't care about what they do in their spare time to have sexual fun. That's their business, and certainly not mine.
The next thing I knew, Mike was following me. "Just come on, go to this site. Let me give you the site, Jess!" Ahhhhhh! Would Mike ever just leave me alone?!
So, I found my friends, and they helped me get away from him. That's another one of my trauma stories of the day. Man, some guys are just gross! I don't think I'll ever date a guy who openly shares his pornography experience with the public. Iy yiy yiy! I don't need to know anything about that. If I did want to know, I'd find out myself. Jeez. Some guys' life goal seems to be to corrupt me. This is definitely not the worst instance I've run into. I've had worse ones...I'll tell those another time. Anyway, I'd better go to tennis, because we're playing Cherry Creek II today. Ahhhhhhhh!

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