I'm the official scatter-brain of the freaking century.Don't believe me? Oh, you will. After this story.

K, so I went to chapter dinner tonight. Fun stuff! We ate yumminess breakfast for dinner...also known as upside down day and had eggs, sausage, pancakes, hash browns--the works. After dinner, I crossed this street called Laurel and saw my friend Mari trying to start her car. I went up to her and asked her if she needed a jump start, and she said "I might...can you ask me in a couple minutes while I check the starter cable?"My car was supposed to be parked on Laurel street, so I walked up Laurel looking for my car. One hundred yards. Two hundred yards. Where the hell was my car?

I hit a stoplight and remembered that I hadn't hit this stoplight...so where was my car?I walked back and ran into Mari again, she said "My car works! Did you find your car?""Uh...no.""Well, good luck with that!""Thank you!" I need it, I thought.Then, I walked the other way up Laurel toward my dorm, and finally got to the street I'm supposed to turn on to get to my dorm. No fucking car. Walked to the dorm doors. I NEED MY CAR!!

Turned back on Meridian, walked back to Laurel. Walked down another many, many yards. No car. Looked at several "No parking at anytime--loading zone" signs, and figured my car was towed.Walked to student center to ask questions. Couldn't find anyone. Called Kristi. No fucking idea what I should do. Walked back to dorms, asked my RA. Said call the police. Called the police. "No, we don't have your car. Would you like to report it stolen?" "No, not until I look for it one more time."

RA Dave decided to come look for the car with me. Walked from other side of dorm, down to Laurel. Found car a hundred feet west of the area I searched before.

MY CAR!!! HALELUJAH! MY CAR!!!!!!!!!

I'm such a retard.

I have my car now! WOOT WOOT! Yay for the car! Now I have to pay a freaking hundred bucks for a parking permit, but hey. I have my car! And that's worth...more than a hundred dollars.This weekend was so peaceful. I got to go home, sleep a ton, and just hang out with my family. We watched Cold Mountain--talk about angst! But it was still good. Jude Law is so freaking hot. Hormones, man! lol

And now I have a ton of homework to do this week--I rarely get anything done on the weekends, so considering that I read and took notes on twenty pages, I was more productive than usual. I still have a ton of stuff saved for this week...I have two tests on Friday, which are my two non-A classes. Meaning I have to do well, cuz I need a high GPA for grad school possibilities. So here are my goals.Number one, I'm going on a diet, and working out more. Going on a diet because I'm getting fat, and working out more cuz I'm a lazy ass and I need to do more of that--for health, energy, and stress. So yeah...here's my goal schedule for tomorrow. It's just a little intense since I don't really get any leisure time, but it's test week! NO LEISURE TIME!!! Or else I won't get everything done. And I HAVE TO GET EVERYTHING DONE!

K, here it is.

8:00 AM Get my ass out of bed, eat fruit or oatmeal for breakfast, get dressed, brush my teeth, brush my hair, ya know...the works.
8:45 Leave to walk to class.
9:00-9:50 Government and Politics
10-12 Go to library and study
12:05 Leave library to walk to class.
12:10-1 College Composition
1-2:45 Study and eat lunch in dorm--lunch must be healthy! And not fattening cuz I'm getting too fat!!
2:55 Leave to walk to class.
3:10-4 Humans and Other Animals
4:15-4:45 Thirty minute cardiovascular workout
5-5:30 Study
5:30 Get ready for sorority dinner
5:45-8:30 Sorority dinner and Chapter meeting--don't eat dessert!
8:45-9:15 Second cardio workout for thirty minutes
9:30-10:15 Study
10:15 Get ready for bed.
10:30 IN BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K, so tomorrow sometime between 10:15 and 10:30, I'll check in and report how much of that I actually do. lol Hopefully all of it! That would be AWESOME and I will be super proud of myself if I do it like that. And I WILL get A's on my tests if I study enough! I CAN DO IT!!!

Hope everyone had a good weekend. :-)